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Thursday, December 20, 2012

Santa Closed

Christmas 2012. Clutching his government approved revolver, a despondent Santa pores over his mailbag, resigned to becoming the latest casualty in the war on Christmas. Buck up Santa, the war isn't against you or the consumerist glut you've come to symbolize. The war is against Christ and His influence on our society. The same geniuses who banned "Thou shalt not kill" from the public schools are now having nocturnal emissions over their opportunity to use the Sandy Hook atrocity to disarm the law-abiding. Hope you have the merriest Christmas allowable by law. –Dale  

19 comments:

LL said...

There are a lot of things wrong with "Christmas".

(a) It's simply offensive to PETA to see reindeer relegated to a servile position.

(b) The holiday tree - is a symbol of American destruction of the environment and is possible a cause of climate change. It needs to go.

(c) Santa is obese, and you know how Michelle Obama (she of the exceptionally wide ass) feels about that!

(d) Santa is also white, and that demeans people of color/colored people everywhere. The symbol of a rich elderly white man is a thing of the past -- now being remedied through a combination of taxation and ObamaCare death panels.

(e) Democrats are personally threatened by Santa's refusal to treat spoiled children equally. We're ALL winners aren't we - despite our conduct??

(f) There has never been a discussion of an elves' labor union. Since the North Pole is obviously a right to work zone, it needs to be boycotted.

(g) Where is the discussion of Kwanza and its place in our national tradition (forget that it was started by a professor in California in the 1980's)?

Happy Winter Solstice to you and yours, Dale!

Dale said...

Great observations LL! Love it. Thanks

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I cut (murdered) my tree yesterday from my own property to get ready for the world ending tomorrow. I thought I would wait to decorate until the 22nd just in case.

And, Just in case ... Merry Christmas Dale! Here's wishing you get that 357 under the tree Christmas morning.

Alp Arslan said...

We continue our attack against America soon it will not believe and Islam will be able to take over!

Alp Arslan

The MUSEman said...

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Dale: And, thanks for all the great "art-pinions" during the year(s)! :-)

(BTW: Have you ever considered a "Spot-the-Difference" concept comparing, say, the USA before and after Obama? I'm sure if you ever did one it would be an absolute hoot!)

Thanks again!

Dale said...

Merry Christmas Odie! Only asking Santa for world peace this year and of course the usual ammo.

Dale said...

Merry Christmas MUSEman! Hmmm before and after Barry, me like. Not sure if I can imagine the end of Obama Blvd.

Dale said...

Merry Christmas Alp! Give up on Islam, it's a dead end.

Euripides said...

The one certainty about liberal dogma is that it will call evil good and good evil. It will be 180 degrees wrong on every political question, and it will blame anyone who disagrees with it as a heretic.

Welcome to the liberal inquisition.

Chuck said...

There, there, little Dale! Since there is no "war on Christmas," I'm glad to see you're still delusional. Actually I had thought you had blown your brains out in November. But if you don't mind, I'll keep hoping.

Dale said...

Merry solstice Chuck. I said the war isn't on Christmas. Maybe your jackboots are too tight.

Anonymous said...

From my own perspective, at the very least there seems to be a war on the WORD "Christmas".

I watch shows centered on the event torturing themselves into verbal pretzels not to say it, "Holiday present" "Holiday meal", etc., etc. Same with commercials. PLEASE. There's red and green everywhere, trees, Santa, etc. If you can't bring yourself to utter the word "Christmas", then don't expect me to spend my CHRISTMAS dollars at your establishment.

Why not go whole hog if Christmas offends you so much and actively seek out those Kwanza and Hanukkah dollars and see how far that gets you?

Thank God for you Dale. These are tough times, historical times, and I appreciate all you do. We shall prevail, but it's not going to be pretty.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Ruth in Iowa

Anonymous said...

P.S. I realize that "War on Christmas" isn't what this latest piece is about, I'm just responding to the poor lost Chuck.

That obama. He's a target rich environment. Euripides' comment above is spot on. The current administration embraces all that is mean-spirited and quash all that is good.

Ruth in Iowa

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Mary Helen Colleli said...

Dear Dale,

Would you please tell me what it says on the back of the card Santa's holding, whose front says "No Noel"? Even enlarging it isn't quite big enough for me to read - many thanks!

I have enjoyed your toons for years, but haven't written before now - thank you for sharing your talent and searing observations with us. You rock!

ProlifeMama
Ohio

Anonymous said...

Happy New Year, Dale!

Hope you're still around. We patriots need to stick together, these are VERY tough times and with the overwhelming onslaught of negative news and brainwashing/brainwashed media, it helps to know there are other sane people in the country. Actually, I think we outnumber them, but no one knows it because we have no bullhorn. I sometimes wonder if this is how some of the Germans felt in the late 1930's...

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, PRETTY PLEASE!!

A Fan,

Ruth in Iowa

Dale said...

Dear Mary Helen,

Thanks for writing and for hanging around for so long.

The back of the card says "Because it's the right thing to do." signed Barack Obama

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